Two short stories I love

Baseball is way more fun than violin lessons. As a child, he was supposed to go to violin lessons but would skip them, stick his violin in a tree, and play baseball. He got in trouble when the violin teacher would call his father.

If you shoot a spitball at the fan in study hall at the right angle, you will land it in the curls of the girl in front of you. You will have detention........from the nuns.